I've lost faith in all mankind

So I have recently decided that I hate all men, as well as women. For the longest time I have hated the general woman, but now it is men too.  I have many reasons for hating both but I'm not going to list them because that would be a very LONG blog post.
 After I decided that I hated all mankind, it got me to thinking. If I hate men and women, who am I going to marry? If I only hated one sex, I would just switch to the other. In my position though, I hate both parties. I decided to discuss this with my friends and we came up with this idea :

Jumanjii 

Meet Jumanjii! My new life partner! He (or she, im not sure... it is a fish) is a plastic fish in a bar of soap. It is cutely crafted to look like a fish you just bought at the store. I got this in a package sent from my brother. We have decided that since I hate all animals, humans, and everything else, I will marry a plastic fish! I couldnt be happier! Love and miss ya'll! -Erin Michelle